I’ve been reading cracked.com since high school because their website is very entertaining & funny. But I just stumbled across this article "5 Things I Learned as A Sex Slave In Modern America" and my heart is absolutely torn.
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
Anonymous said: hey do you have a snapchat???
Yes I do but only one so in saving it for an emergency
remember when quentin tarantino guest judged on american idol
When someone reads your best friend and you try not to laugh
"Blackness is the most hated thing on this planet until it is needed to build people’s business, social lives, and sense of style."-Trixstra (via checkprivilege)